Magical Items
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Magical items are enhanced versions of weapons and armor that are frequently encountered from mob drops, treasure chests and villager traders. Magical items can roll anywhere from 1-4 of a vast number of properties, with the strength of these bonuses scaling according to level. There are also unique items, hand-made by The Developers, which offer interesting and sometimes otherwise unobtainable bonuses, with special names and flavor texts.
Magical Items
Standard Magical Items have 1-2 randomly rolled properties. These range from +1 damage to +8 to all stats, and can even include properties that negatively affect the player. A list of available properties is available below. Each property has one prefix and one suffix associated with it, and the name of the item is randomly picked from the available options, with the original name of the item remaining in the middle.
| Prefix | Suffix | Effect |
|---|---|---|
| Scrappy | of Benching | 1 Strength |
| Mighty | of Might | 2 Strength |
| Burly | of Intense Saiyan Training | 3 Strength |
| Sailor's | of Pummeling | 4 Strength |
| Manly | of Face-Beating | 5 Strength |
| Cleft-Chinned | of Spinach | 6 Strength |
| Bearded | of Wrastling | 7 Strength |
| Roid Ragin' | of the Shoryuken | 8 Strength |
| Barrel-Chested | of Giants | 9 Strength |
| Hylian | of the Kayoken x20 | 10 Strength |
| Hulking | of the TATSUMAKI SENPUU KYAKU!! | 11 Strength |
| A Man's Man's | of FALCOOON PAUNCH! | 12 Strength |
| Stretchy | of Prancing | 1 Dexterity |
| Theif's | of the Plie | 2 Dexterity |
| Nimble | that'd Slit its Own Mother's Throat | 3 Dexterity |
| Squirrely | of the Bushy Tail | 4 Dexterity |
| Bandit's | of the Mantis | 5 Dexterity |
| Harlequin | of the Shadows | 6 Dexterity |
| Agile | of Stealth | 7 Dexterity |
| Lithe | of Dodging | 8 Dexterity |
| Bandito's | of the Monkey | 9 Dexterity |
| Pikachu-Skin | of the Mongoose | 10 Dexterity |
| Aerodynamic | of the Black Mamba | 11 Dexterity |
| Assassin's | of the Ninja | 12 Dexterity |
| Keen | of Brains | 1 Intelligence |
| Apprentice's | of Insight | 2 Intelligence |
| Test-Taking | of the Li'l Einsteins | 3 Intelligence |
| Algebraic | of the Trickster | 4 Intelligence |
| Sorcerer's | of Critical Thinking Skills | 5 Intelligence |
| Astute | of the Integral | 6 Intelligence |
| Cynic's | of the Dolphin | 7 Intelligence |
| Philosopher's | that Subscribes to the New Yorker | 8 Intelligence |
| Unopened Collector's | of Ritalin: the Gateway Drug | 9 Intelligence |
| Platonic | of the Double Integral | 10 Intelligence |
| Archmage's | of Quantum Neutrino Fields | 11 Intelligence |
| Grand Wizard's | of the Divine Eigenvector | 12 Intelligence |
| Wrinkly | of Learning | 1 Wisdom |
| Well-Read | of Grammar | 2 Wisdom |
| Studious | of Know-How | 3 Wisdom |
| Scholarly | of Knowledge | 4 Wisdom |
| Well-Informed | of Age | 5 Wisdom |
| Blue | from like a Hundred Years Ago | 6 Wisdom |
| Erudite | of the Owl | 7 Wisdom |
| Ancient | of the Spindly Beard | 8 Wisdom |
| Ancestral | of Yore | 9 Wisdom |
| Sage's | of Forgotten Lore | 10 Wisdom |
| Solomon's | of the Horadrim | 11 Wisdom |
| Omnipotent | of Staying a While and Listening | 12 Wisdom |
| Healthy | of Health | 1 Fortitude |
| Robust | of Broccoli | 2 Fortitude |
| Brimming | of Anti-Oxidants | 3 Fortitude |
| Hossly | of Vigor | 4 Fortitude |
| Well-Adjusted | of the Salad | 5 Fortitude |
| Red | of Gratuitous Meat | 6 Fortitude |
| Trollish | of Mortality | 7 Fortitude |
| Intrepid | of the Hippo | 8 Fortitude |
| Meat-Lover's | of the Juggernaut | 9 Fortitude |
| Vigorous | of the Five-Dozen Eggs | 10 Fortitude |
| Champion's | of the Collosus | 11 Fortitude |
| Immortal | of Eternal Life | 12 Fortitude |
| Brilliant | of the Fairie | 1 Strength
1 Dexterity 1 Intelligence 1 Wisdom 1 Fortitude |
| Spectral | of the Katamari | 2 Strength
2 Dexterity 2 Intelligence 2 Wisdom 2 Fortitude |
| Rainbow | of the Rainbow | 2 Strength
2 Dexterity 2 Intelligence 2 Wisdom 2 Fortitude |
| Mox | of the Kaleidoscope | 3 Strength
3 Dexterity 3 Intelligence 3 Wisdom 3 Fortitude |
| Radiant | of the Narwhal | 3 Strength
3 Dexterity 3 Intelligence 3 Wisdom 3 Fortitude |
| Prismatic | of the Unicorn | 4 Strength
4 Dexterity 4 Intelligence 4 Wisdom 4 Fortitude |
| Sexy | of the Nyan Cat | 4 Strength
4 Dexterity 4 Intelligence 4 Wisdom 4 Fortitude |
| 1337 | of the Double Rainbow | 5 Strength
5 Dexterity 5 Intelligence 5 Wisdom 5 Fortitude |
| Bacon-Wrapped | of the Black Lotus | 5 Strength
5 Dexterity 5 Intelligence 5 Wisdom 5 Fortitude |
| Hilariously Overpowered | of Flawed Game Mechanics | 6 Strength
6 Dexterity 6 Intelligence 6 Wisdom 6 Fortitude |
| Joseph's Amazing Technicolor | of the Dodecacorn | 7 Strength
7 Dexterity 7 Intelligence 7 Wisdom 7 Fortitude |
| Notch's | of the Many Faces of Notch | 8 Strength
8 Dexterity 8 Intelligence 8 Wisdom 8 Fortitude |
| Mysterious | of Hidden Power | None |
| Horribly, Horribly Cursed | of Some Kinda Egyptian Curse or Sumpthin' |
-5 Strength -5 Dexterity -5 Intelligence -5 Wisdom -5 Fortitude -25% Movement Speed -25% Attack Speed |
| Prissy | of the Poodle |
-2 Strength |
| Itsy Bitsy | of Affliction |
-4 Strength |
| Shrunken | of Chafing |
-2 Dexterity |
| Sticky | of Uncontrollable Dancing! |
-4 Dexterity |
| Funny Lookin' | of the Garden Weasel |
-2 Intelligence |
| Lame | of Street Smarts |
-4 Intelligence |
| Sentient but Ironically Dimwitted | of Lead Paint |
-6 Intelligence |
| Stupid | of Poor SAT Scores |
-8 Intelligence |
| Asinine | of the Stoopa' Heyed |
-10 Intelligence |
| Tipsy | of Poor Reasoning Ability |
-2 Wisdom |
| Liberal Arts | of Peer Pressure |
-4 Wisdom |
| Excessively Dropped | of Booze |
-6 Wisdom |
| Ill-Gotten | of Amnesia |
-8 Wisdom |
| Radioactive | of Poor Eating Habits |
-2 Fortitude |
| Wretched | of Smoking |
-4 Fortitude |
| Stanky-Ass | of Cheez Whiz |
-6 Fortitude |
| Unsleeping | of Addiction |
-8 Fortitude |
| Prefix | Suffix | Effect |
|---|---|---|
| Fine | of Craftsmanship | 10% Durability |
| Well-Made | of Craftsmanship | 15% Durability |
| Durable | of Quality | 20% Durability |
| Trusty | of Long-Lasting Flavor | 25% Durability |
| Almost Superior | _, Now with 50% MORE Durability! | 47% Durability |
| Superior | of Longevity | 50% Durability |
| Cromulent | of Anti-Rust | 60% Durability |
| Dependable | of Strange Craft | 70% Durability |
| Infallible | of the Twinkie | 80% Durability |
| Everlasting | of the Ages | 90% Durability |
| Indestructable | of Eternity | 100% Durability |
| Master Crafted | that through Thick and Thin, Will Always be your Friend | 125% Durability |
| Mass-Produced | (Made in the USA) |
-10% Durability |
| Refurbished | of Breaking |
-25% Durability |
| Half a | of Duct Tape |
-50% Durability |
| Poor Man's | of Drunken Craftsmanship |
-75% Durability |
| One-Shot | that Upon Further Inspection is Actually Made of Glass |
-99.999% Durability |
| Prefix | Suffix | Effect |
|---|---|---|
| Turtle Shell | of the Turtle | 50% Durability
150% Defense -10% Run/Walk Speed |
| Tough | of Safety | 10% Defense |
| Stout | of Stability | 15% Defense |
| Sturdy | of the Armadillo | 20% Defense |
| Reinforced | of Ardor | 30% Defense |
| Bolstered | of Protection | 40% Defense |
| Constant | of Warding | 50% Defense |
| Steadfast | of Assurance | 60% Defense |
| Valiant | of Perseverance | 70% Defense |
| Impenetrable | of Refuge | 80% Defense |
| Unfailing | of Victory | 90% Defense |
| Hell-Forged | of the Champion | 100% Defense |
| Shuckle-Shell | of the Protector | 110% Defense |
| Protector's | of Invulnerability | 125% Defense |
| Prefix | Suffix | Effect |
|---|---|---|
| Diving | of the Otter | 20% Air Supply |
| Saline | of the Crocodile | 40% Air Supply |
| Snorkeling | of the Manatee | 60% Air Supply |
| Scuba | of Compressed Air | 80% Air Supply |
| Amphibeous | of Coral | 100% Air Supply |
| Aqueous | of the Feesh | 120% Air Supply |
| Seashell | of the Squid | 140% Air Supply |
| Tidal | of Brine | 160% Air Supply |
| Oceanic | of Bubbles | 180% Air Supply |
| Neptunian | of Underwater Subsistence Farming | 200% Air Supply |
| Adventurer's | of Haste | 5% Run/Walk Speed |
| Streamlined | of Alacrity | 10% Run/Walk Speed |
| Unchafing | of the Traveler | 15% Run/Walk Speed |
| Utility | of Noms | 10% Miscellaneous Item Speed |
| Useful | of Stuff | 15% Miscellaneous Item Speed |
| Eatin' | of Hunger | 20% Miscellaneous Item Speed |
| Efficient | of Consumption | 25% Miscellaneous Item Speed |
| Gluttonous | of the Snake | 30% Miscellaneous Item Speed |
| Starving | of High-Impact Face Stuffing | 40% Miscellaneous Item Speed |
| Sooty | of Ash | 5% Fire Resist |
| Flame-Retardant | of Soot | 10% Fire Resist |
| Unburning | of Aerosol | 15% Fire Resist |
| Scarlet | of Scarlet | 20% Fire Resist |
| Sandy | of Sand | 25% Fire Resist |
| Crimson | of Extinguishing | 30% Fire Resist |
| Sanguine | of Nitrogen | 35% Fire Resist |
| Deoxidized | of Fluorine | 40% Fire Resist |
| Incombustible | of Poor Kindling Materials | 45% Fire Resist |
| Unmelting | of Asbestos | 50% Fire Resist |
| Smokey the Bear's | of Hydrogen | 55% Fire Resist |
| Coolant-Injecting | _, Hydrogen Pumps Included | 55% Fire Resist |
| Eskimo's | of Warmth | 5% Ice Resist |
| Fuzzy | of Defrost | 10% Ice Resist |
| Pale | of the Walrus | 15% Ice Resist |
| Nordic | of Insulation | 20% Ice Resist |
| Husky | of the Polar Bear | 25% Ice Resist |
| Insulated | of the Yeti | 30% Ice Resist |
| Unfreezing | of Anti-Freeze | 35% Ice Resist |
| Extremely Fuzzy | of the Thermos | 40% Ice Resist |
| Air Conditioned | of Defrostination | 45% Ice Resist |
| Vacuum-Sealed | of the Whale | 50% Ice Resist |
| Grandma's Custom-Knit | of the WHHHAAAAAAaaaale | 55% Ice Resist |
| Lucky | of Margins | 5% Extra Gold from Monsters |
| Greedy | of Excess | 10% Extra Gold from Monsters |
| Profitable | of Profit | 15% Extra Gold from Monsters |
| Fortuitous | of Providence | 20% Extra Gold from Monsters |
| Generous | of Dough | 25% Extra Gold from Monsters |
| Charitable | of Avarice | 30% Extra Gold from Monsters |
| Copious | of Cupidity | 40% Extra Gold from Monsters |
| Inflationary | of Monetary Stimulus | 50% Extra Gold from Monsters |
| Bounteous | of Plenty | 60% Extra Gold from Monsters |
| Abundant | of Riches | 70% Extra Gold from Monsters |
| Rapacious | of Wealth | 80% Extra Gold from Monsters |
| Quantitatively Easy | of Inflation | 100% Extra Gold from Monsters |
| Inflammable | of Kerosene |
-50% Fire Resist |
| Overly Body-Sprayed | of Body-Spray |
-100% Fire Resist |
| Gasoline Soaked | of the Extremely Low Ignition Point |
-200% Fire Resist |
| Unmoving | of Lag |
-10% Movement Speed |
| Severely Nerfed | of Patience |
-25% Movement Speed |
| Unwavering | of the Snail |
-99% Movement Speed |
| Snug | of Asthma |
-10% Air Supply |
| Kid's Size | of Lung Cancer |
-30% Air Supply |
| Water Allergic | of Challenge |
-100000% Air Supply |
| Lazy | of Arthritis |
-15% Miscellaneous Item Speed |
| Lethargic | of Exhaustion |
-50% Miscellaneous Item Speed |
| Flavor-Savoring | of the Sloth |
-99% Miscellaneous Item Speed |
| Prefix | Suffix | Effect |
|---|---|---|
| Scout's | of Slightly More Damage | 1 Damage |
| Squire's | of Boldness | 2 Damage |
| Warrior's | of Courage | 3 Damage |
| Knight's | of Bravery | 4 Damage |
| Lieutenant's | of Virtue | 5 Damage |
| Captain's | of Fearlessness | 6 Damage |
| General's | of Valor | 7 Damage |
| Warlord's | of Justice | 8 Damage |
| King's | of Determination | 9 Damage |
| Angel's | of Truth | 10 Damage |
| Archangel's | of Destiny | 11 Damage |
| Hero's | of Legend | 12 Damage |
| Pointy | of Whacking | 10% Damage |
| Sharpened | of Spanking | 15% Damage |
| Fancy | of Slaying | 20% Damage |
| Painful | of Squashing | 25% Damage |
| Ardent | of Maiming | 30% Damage |
| Embiggened | of Disembowelment | 35% Damage |
| Bloody | of Mangling | 40% Damage |
| Menacing | of Vanquishing | 45% Damage |
| Brutal | of Exploding Gore | 50% Damage |
| Monstrous | of Massacre | 60% Damage |
| Badass | of Infanticide | 70% Damage |
| Legendary | that'll Kill You Twenty Times Before You Hit the Ground | 100% Damage |
| Improved | of the Lamest Bonus in the Game | 1 Minimum Damage |
| Balanced | of Balance | 2 Minimum Damage |
| Precise | of Precision | 3 Minimum Damage |
| Efficient | of Worth | 4 Minimum Damage |
| Reliable | of Consistency | 5 Minimum Damage |
| Consistent | of Certainty | 6 Minimum Damage |
| Well-Designed | of Results | 7 Minimum Damage |
| Thoroughly Engineered | of Solid Engineering | 8 Minimum Damage |
| Gnomish | of Gnomish Design | 9 Minimum Damage |
| Forecasted | of the Analyst | 10 Minimum Damage |
| Statistically Modeled | of Bonified Metrics | 11 Minimum Damage |
| Finite | of the Surgeon | 12 Minimum Damage |
| Unpredictable | of the Hissy Fit | 1 Maximum Damage |
| Crazy | of the Temper Tantrum | 2 Maximum Damage |
| Sassy | of Anger | 3 Maximum Damage |
| Spunky | of Power | 4 Maximum Damage |
| Capricious | of Rage | 5 Maximum Damage |
| Wild | of Ire | 6 Maximum Damage |
| Reckless | of Goblin Craftsmanship | 7 Maximum Damage |
| Dangerous | of Beserking | 8 Maximum Damage |
| Orcish | of Wrath | 9 Maximum Damage |
| Turbulent | of Destruction | 10 Maximum Damage |
| Chaotic | of Obliteration | 11 Maximum Damage |
| Cheesed Off | of Anihillation | 12 Maximum Damage |
| Sweaty | of Toasting | 1-1 Fire Damage |
| Freshly Baked | of Thawing | 2-3 Fire Damage |
| Sooty | of Ash | 2-4 Fire Damage |
| Crackling | of Ember | 3-5 Fire Damage |
| Burning | of Frying | 4-6 Fire Damage |
| Scorching | of Flame | 5-8 Fire Damage |
| Sulfurous | of Lava | 5-9 Fire Damage |
| Igneous | of Incineration | 6-10 Fire Damage |
| Blazing | of the Sun | 7-11 Fire Damage |
| Volcanic | of the Hot Pocket | 8-13 Fire Damage |
| Netherack | of Burnination | 8-14 Fire Damage |
| Erupting | of the Foil Flareon | 9-15 Fire Damage |
| Tingly | of Static | 0-2 Lightning Damage |
| Clingy | of Sparks | 0-4 Lightning Damage |
| Charged | of Tazing | 0-6 Lightning Damage |
| Kilowat | of Shock | 0-8 Lightning Damage |
| Electrified | of the Skies | 0-10 Lightning Damage |
| Battery-Powered | of the Toaster Oven | 0-12 Lightning Damage |
| Booming | of Thunder | 0-14 Lightning Damage |
| Super Ionized | of Zapping | 0-16 Lightning Damage |
| Tesla's | of 110% Cotton | 0-18 Lightning Damage |
| Blinding | of Defibulation | 0-20 Lightning Damage |
| Thunderous | of Storms | 0-22 Lightning Damage |
| Zeus's | of a Thousand Pikachu Souls | 0-24 Lightning Damage |
| Chilly | of Condensation | 1-1 Ice Damage |
| Cold | of the Snowflake | 2-3 Ice Damage |
| Icy | of Frost | 2-4 Ice Damage |
| Snow-Laden | of the Snowcone | 3-5 Ice Damage |
| Bitter | of Snow | 4-6 Ice Damage |
| Frozen | of Freezing | 5-8 Ice Damage |
| Wintery | of Hail | 5-9 Ice Damage |
| Refridgerated | of the Polar Bear | 6-10 Ice Damage |
| Glacial | of the Space-Yeti | 7-11 Ice Damage |
| Frosty's | of Absolute Zero | 8-13 Ice Damage |
| Arctic | of Nuclear Winter | 8-14 Ice Damage |
| Santa's Li'l | of the Abyss | 9-15 Ice Damage |
| Dirty | of Dust | 1-2 Earth Damage |
| Sodden | of Gravel | 1-3 Earth Damage |
| Earthen | of Soil | 2-5 Earth Damage |
| Sandy | of Rock | 2-6 Earth Damage |
| Heavy | of Boulders | 3-8 Earth Damage |
| Solid | of Immense Weight | 3-9 Earth Damage |
| Sedimentary | of Valleys | 4-11 Earth Damage |
| Unyielding | of Seismic Force | 4-12 Earth Damage |
| Quaking | of Tremendous Power | 5-14 Earth Damage |
| Tectonic | of Mountains | 5-15 Earth Damage |
| Continental | of Unstoppable Mass | 6-17 Earth Damage |
| Planetary | of the Planets | 6-18 Earth Damage |
| Rash-Inducing | of Itchiness | 2-3 Nature Damage Over 6 Seconds |
| Mossy | of the Potato | 3-5 Nature Damage Over 6 Seconds |
| Pollen-Covered | of the Wild | 5-8 Nature Damage Over 6 Seconds |
| Floral | of the Forest | 6-10 Nature Damage Over 6 Seconds |
| Fungal | of the Wasp | 8-13 Nature Damage Over 6 Seconds |
| Leafy | of Cute Little Forest Critters | 9-15 Nature Damage Over 6 Seconds |
| Thorny | of the Spider | 11-18 Nature Damage Over 6 Seconds |
| Poisonous | of Overgrowth | 12-20 Nature Damage Over 6 Seconds |
| Toxic | of Deadly Neurotoxins | 14-23 Nature Damage Over 6 Seconds |
| Rafflesian | of the Canopy | 15-25 Nature Damage Over 6 Seconds |
| Al Gore's | of Nature's Revenge | 17-28 Nature Damage Over 6 Seconds |
| Captain Planet's | of the Sacred Bean | 18-30 Nature Damage Over 6 Seconds |
| Tender-Loving | of Light | 1-1 Holy Damage |
| Holy | of Smiting | 2-3 Holy Damage |
| Episcopalian | of Faith | 2-4 Holy Damage |
| Blessed | of Conviction | 3-5 Holy Damage |
| Divine | of the Praying Mantis | 4-6 Holy Damage |
| Righteous | of Ol' Time Gospel Power | 5-8 Holy Damage |
| Sacred | of Retribution | 5-9 Holy Damage |
| Consecrated | of Vindication | 6-10 Holy Damage |
| Angelic | of the Minor Prophet Obadiah | 7-11 Holy Damage |
| Incorruptible | of Absolution | 8-13 Holy Damage |
| Mother Teresa's | of the Flying Nun | 8-14 Holy Damage |
| Jesus's Very Own | of Righteous Fury | 9-15 Holy Damage |
| Foul | of Taint | 1-1 Unholy Damage |
| Shift-Eyed | of the Occult | 2-3 Unholy Damage |
| Bewitched | of Rap Music | 2-4 Unholy Damage |
| Unholy | of the Unholy Turnip | 3-5 Unholy Damage |
| Cruel | of Maniacle Laughter | 4-6 Unholy Damage |
| Black | of Corruption | 5-8 Unholy Damage |
| Nefarious | of Hatred | 5-9 Unholy Damage |
| Sinister | of Pure Evil | 6-10 Unholy Damage |
| Demonic | of the Damned | 7-11 Unholy Damage |
| Racist | of the Creeper | 8-13 Unholy Damage |
| Disney Villain's | of Israphel | 8-14 Unholy Damage |
| Richard Nixon's | of Cursed Frogurt | 9-15 Unholy Damage |
| Lobbyist's | of Scientology | 10-16 Unholy Damage |
| Dark | of the Bat | 2% Life Stolen per Hit |
| Vampiric | of Bloodthirst | 5% Life Stolen per Hit |
| Lawyer's | of Nightmares | 7% Life Stolen per Hit |
| Politician's | of the High Maintenance Girlfriend | 10% Life Stolen per Hit |
| Shady | of Trickery | 5% Mana Stolen per Hit |
| Entropic | of Entropy | 10% Mana Stolen per Hit |
| Soul Suckin' | of SOULS... | 15% Mana Stolen per Hit |
| Lightweight | of Quickness | 5% Attack Speed |
| Lubricated | of Lube | 10% Attack Speed |
| Hollowed-Out | of the Viper | 15% Attack Speed |
| Zealous | of Zeal | 20% Attack Speed |
| Furious | on Crack | 25% Attack Speed |
| Otaku | of the Six Pool | 30% Attack Speed |
| Weighted | of Smashing | 10% Knockback |
| Hefty | of Slugging | 20% Knockback |
| Spring-Loaded | of Defenestration | 30% Knockback |
| Pointy | of Caving | Doubles as a Wooden Pickaxe! |
| Spelunking | of Spelunking | Doubles as a Stone Pickaxe! |
| Chiseled | of Chiseling | Doubles as a Bronze Pickaxe! |
| Helical | of Anti-Rock | Doubles as an Iron Pickaxe! |
| Miner's | of Mining | Doubles as a Runic Pickaxe! |
| Prospector's | of Prospecting | Doubles as a Golden Pickaxe! |
| Drilling | of Penetration | Doubles as an Ornate Pickaxe! |
| Industrial | of Extraction | Doubles as a Mithril Pickaxe! |
| Quarrying | _, +5 vs. Rocks | Doubles as a Meteoric Pickaxe! |
| Pneumatic | of Cavern-Making | Doubles as a Diamond Pickaxe! |
| Shinra-Brand | of World Holes | Doubles as an Obsidian Pickaxe! |
| Armokian | of Armok | Doubles as a Dragon Tooth! |
| Scoopy | of the Hamster | Doubles as a Wooden Shovel! |
| Digging | of Scooping | Doubles as a Stone Shovel! |
| Workman's | of Manual Labor | Doubles as a Bronze Shovel! |
| Delving | of Sifting | Doubles as an Iron Shovel! |
| Scoopular | of the Gopher | Doubles as a Runic Shovel! |
| Grubbing | of Unearthing | Doubles as a Golden Shovel! |
| Laborer's | of Excavation | Doubles as an Ornate Shovel! |
| Burrower's | of the Ferret | Doubles as a Mithril Shovel! |
| Excavator's | the Mole | Doubles as a Meteoric Shovel! |
| Scoop-a-matic | of Anti-Dirt | Doubles as a Diamond Shovel! |
| Crater-Making | of De-sanding | Doubles as an Obsidian Shovel! |
| World-Devouring | of Planet-Eating | Doubles as a Dragon Toe! |
| Gardening | of Weeds | Doubles as a Wooden Hoe! |
| Harvesting | of the Harvest | Doubles as a Stone Hoe! |
| Dirt-Shoving | of Wonderment | Doubles as a Bronze Hoe! |
| Farmer's | of Tilling | Doubles as an Iron Hoe! |
| Plowing | of Plowing | Doubles as a Runic Hoe! |
| Plantation | of Reaping | Doubles as a Golden Hoe! |
| Furrowing | of the Farmer's Tan | Doubles as an Ornate Hoe! |
| Amazing | of Amazement | Doubles as a Mithril Hoe! |
| Incredible | of the Boonies | Doubles as a Meteoric Hoe! |
| Stupendous | _, +7 Against Spuds | Doubles as a Diamond Hoe! |
| Ultimate | of Unexpected Power | Doubles as an Obsidian Hoe! |
| World-Combing | of Turnip Retribution | Doubles as a Dragon Hoe! |
| Charged | of Charged Bolt | 10% to emit 6/8/10/12/14 Charged Bolts on Hit! |
| Charged | of Charged Bolt | 20/30/40/50% to emit 3 Charged Bolts on Hit! |
| Charged | of Charged Bolt | 10% to emit 3/4/5/6/7 Charged Bolts on Hit! (Double Damage) |
| Charged | of Charged Bolt | 10% to emit 1 Charged Bolt on Hit! (6/8/10/12/14x Damage) |
| Gale | of Gales | 10% Chance to Create a Gust of Wind on Hit! (1x Damage, 5x Radius) |
| Howling | of Winds | 10% Chance to Create a Gust of Wind on Hit! (1.5x Damage, 6x Radius) |
| Cyclone | of the Tempest | 10% Chance to Create a Gust of Wind on Hit! (2x Damage, 7x Radius) |
| Bansho | of Annihilation | 10% Chance to Create a Gust of Wind on Hit! (2.5x Damage, 8x Radius) |
| Gravity | of Gravity | 10% Chance to Create a Gravity Well on Hit! (1x Duration, .5x Damage, 10x Radius) |
| Gravulific | of Gravity | 10% Chance to Create a Gravity Well on Hit! (1.1x Duration, .6x Damage, 11x Radius) |
| Gravantageous | of Gravity | 10% Chance to Create a Gravity Well on Hit! (1.2x Duration, .7x Damage, 12x Radius) |
| Gravtabulastic | of Gravity | 10% Chance to Create a Gravity Well on Hit! (1.3x Duration, .8x Damage, 13x Radius) |
| Econo-_ | of Rust |
-10% Damage |
| Nerfed | of Recyclable Materials |
-25% Damage |
| Floppy | that Won't Come Out of the Damn Sheath |
-50% Damage |
| Legislative | of Congress |
-15% Attack Speed |
| Slo Mo | of Immense Surface Area |
-50% Attack Speed |
| 10,000 lbs | that Transcends Time Itself |
-99% Attack Speed |
Rare and Legendary Items
Rare Items have 3 properties and an orange name, and Legendary Items have 4 properties and a purple name. These names also have randomly generated prefixes and suffixes, however the prefixes are completely random and the suffixes are based on the type of item, not its properties. The item's original name is also dropped. Rare and Legendary items are slightly different from standard magical items in that they are slightly less common, cannot be rolled with negative effects as one of their properties, and are worth more to buy and sell from NPC traders. Besides that, they draw from the same pool of magical properties.
| Apocalypse | Armageddon | Basilisk |
| Beast | Blood | Bone |
| Brimstone | Brine | Care-a-lot |
| Chaos | Corpse | Death |
| Demon | Dire | Doom |
| Dragon | Dread | Dream |
| Dusk | Eagle | Earth |
| Fel | Fey | Fiend |
| Flame | Gale | Ghost |
| Gloom | Goblin | Havoc |
| Immortal | Imp | Judgement |
| Lich | Maternity | Moon |
| Nether | Raven | Serpent |
| Soul | Spirit | Sun |
| Storm | Troll | Wyvern |
| Helmets | Brow | Circlet | Cowl | Crest | Gaze | Hat | Hood | Kabuto | Mask | Sombrero | Stare | Veil | Visage | Visor | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chestplates | Aegis | Bulwark | Carapace | Cloak | Coat | Cuirass | Faulds | Garbs | Harness | Hauberk | Husk | Mantle | Hide | Plate | Shroud | Splint | Tutu | Ward | |
| Leggings | Bindings | Chaps | Chausses | Girdle | Legguards | Leggings | Poleyns | Splints | Wrappings | Wraps | |||||||||
| Boots | Crushers | Greaves | Kicks | Sabatons | Slippers | Spurs | Stalkers | Stompers | Treads | Zapados | |||||||||
| Swords | Bite | Blade | Edge | Fang | Impaler | Nail | Sever | Skewer | Slash | Slayer | Slicer | Sting | Thirst | ||||||
| Axes | Cleaver | Crescent | Fury | Mangler | Reaver | Rend | Slayer | Slicer | Song | Splitter | Sunder | Whirl | |||||||
| Maces | Bane | Blow | Bludgeon | Brand | Breaker | Crack | Crusher | Grinder | Knell | Ram | Root | Smasher | Spank | Star | |||||
| Bows | Fletch | Flight | Fury | Harp | Horn | Kiter | Pierce | Scratch | Song | Sting | Wing | ||||||||
| Wands | Baton | Binder | Branch | Call | Chant | Cry | Fable | Gnarl | Song | Spank | Speak | Spell | Stick | Tale | Trick | Weave | |||
| Rings | Band | Bind | Circle | Coil | Finger | Gem | Gyre | Loop | Seal | Signet | Stone | Touch | Whorl | ||||||
| Amulets | Amulet | Chain | Charm | Choker | Clasp | Gorget | Heart | Jewel | Lockette | Medallion | Pendant | Talisman |
Unique Items
Unique Items are the rarest type of drop, and have pale gold names. Each Unique is a custom creation of the The Developers. Unique Items also have their textures recolored, manually created names, and sometimes a flavor text providing some lore behind the item. Some have properties unobtainable outside that particular item, for example the "Rugged Cross" being the only way to get additional fire rate and Holy damage on an amulet slot.
Rare Items are often confused for being Unique ones, thanks to their similar text colors. Below is a comparison of a Rare Item and the Unique Little Bow Peep.
A full list of Unique Items is available below.
| Name | Worn | Properties | Flavor Text |
|---|---|---|---|
| The Debugonator | Undefined (Mace) |
None |
Uh, this item is the result of an error. Seriously. Report this on the forums! Also, make sure you're not playing a world from a different version of Hack/Mine. Silly. |
| Spinny Hat | Hat |
400% Defense |
Wheeeee!!! |
| Ash'rym | Hat |
325% Defense 95% Durability 4 Wisdom |
N/A |
| Turtleplate | Chest |
250% Defense -5% Movement Speed |
N/A |
| Pikachu-Skin Mantle | Chest |
10% Movement Speed |
Disclaimer: no Pikachus were eviscerated in the making of this mantle. And certainly not thousands of them. |
| Bastion | Chest |
-80% Movement Speed 400% Defense 75% Attack Speed 5% Life Stolen per Hit 5% Mana Stolen per Hit |
'There's too many of 'em, Urist!' 'How many archers, Ing?' 'None, but there's ten-thous--' 'Perfect, don't wait up on me.' |
| Belt of Chastity | Legs |
150% Defense 5 Fortitude |
Yer gonna need it. |
| Jockstrap | Legs |
400% Defense 4 Dexterity 300% Durability |
Breezy! |
| Daimond Leggings | Legs |
-50% Defense -25% Durability |
Sigh... they just aren't the same. |
| Roflstompers | Feet |
25% Movement Speed -99% Durability |
ZOMG |
| Lovesocks | Feet |
40% Fire Resist 5% Movement Speed |
Very sexy. |
| Fence Post | Sword |
75% Attack Speed 130% Durability |
Cause it's aerodynamic and all. Well, if you hold it the right way... |
| Castraticus Bronicus | Sword |
5 Strength 5 Intelligence |
Yes, I'm the kind of pony every pony should know... |
| Gahomofaug | Sword |
5 Strength 3 Dexterity 5 Wisdom |
Farewell, my prince. |
| Rusty Coathanger | Sword |
8-13 Unholy Damage |
The most versatile of weapons... |
| The Brony Maker | Axe |
3-5 Holy Damage |
Rusty and bent. There are some notches carved in the side. Smells... lovely. |
| Triple Axe | Axe |
50% Damage 25% Knockback |
That's 50% more axe! |
| The Axe of Ridiculous Lore" | Axe |
50% Damage 25% Knockback |
There's something inscribed on the hilt... 'In the beginning times, at the second gathering of the Ancients, a pact was formed for the passing of Nar'shul to the Dwarves. The mountain was quiet with a begrudging peace, save for the pitter-patter of one peculiar little imp... The ceremony began; the Dwarf-prince Marigol proceeded towards Ferolmir, king of the Elves, his eyes fixed upon the divine Axe at his side. He knelt before the king, and boomed, \"Ferolmir! Too long have we plotted against one another. The once holy land of Nar'shul now churns with the blood of our fathers... my father... no longer is it the sea of amber I remember from my youth. Like a virgin she stood before us, but like a grown calf we slaughtered her. The time has come to put aside our differences, Ferolmir! Let your stubbornness wane to the thoughts of your children, and our children, dancing in the fields of gold! I can see them now, their hands clutched tightly together... singing with their bright-eyed, prissy little smiles, giggling with-\" \"ENOUGH!!!\" cried the Lord of the Elves. \"Marigol, it is with great shame that I hold this axe, once a symbol of our combined spirits, and now one of your father's grim fate. I present it to you now, son of Argoth, as a token of our people's kinship. It is rightfully yours-- rule your kingdom with the unbreakable will of Arg-\" \"Yoink!!\" The little imp receded into the valley below, axe in hand. \"UGHHHHHHH!!!!\" roared the Dwarf prince, the crowd in a tumult. Marigol stormed into the mountains, but was never seen again... eons passed, and the Axe all but vanished from written history...' |
| The Alternative Minimum Axe | Axe |
10% Life Stolen per Hit 10% Mana Stolen per Hit |
Congress has allowed a credit to the Owner's Dexterity, the amount of which is the lesser of twice the Owner's Strength minus the Owner's prior Dexterity and the natural logarithm of two, excepting the case of Halfings and Nagas, who are considered protected groups under ICS 3.234.1 and thus ineligible for the Dexterity credit. Refer to appendix V784 (located on the opposing side of this hatchet) for precalculated Dexterity rates. Additionally, possessors of both this hatchet and non-private real property are allowed a 33582.8% credit to health, provided they filed for no greater than fifteen dependents on their last annual tax return (in accordance with the dependency rules laid out in ICS 2.43), none of which claimed themselves as being Endermen, incontinent, or young professionals who are not owners of non-private real estate dating before 1963. |
| El Zilcho | Mace |
3 Damage 1-1 Ice Damage 1-1 Fire Damage 24% Knockback |
I'm afraid you're boned. |
| The Rock | Mace |
3 Damage 2-5 Earth Damage 20% Knockback |
The Rock's gonna take your monkey ass down to the corner of Know Your Role Boulevard and Jabroni Drive and check you in to the Smackdown Hotel! |
| Wirt's Other Leg | Mace |
300% Damage 4 Strength -3 Fortitude 20% Attack Speed |
You sociopath. |
| The Gospel of Wealth | Mace |
8 Intelligence 8 Wisdom |
Let's see here... Carnegie 3:16: 'No man can become rich without himself enriching others.' Hmm... Rockefeller 7:12: 'I WILL CRUSH THEM AAALLLLL WITH MY OOIIILLL!!!! MUAHAHAHAH, AAAAHAHAH...' (continued for three pages).' |
| Zhakrum | Bow |
0-6 Lightning Damage 25% Attack Speed 20% Knockback 3 Dexterity |
N/A |
| Beauregard | Bow |
100% Damage 75% Durability |
N/A |
| Little Bow Peep | Bow |
300% Durability 15% Life Stolen per Hit |
...has lost her sheep, and now she intends to kill them. |
| Big Red | Wand |
3-5 Fire Damage 2 Intelligence 5 Wisdom |
N/A |
| Li'l Blue | Wand |
0-8 Lightning Damage 5 Intelligence 2 Wisdom |
N/A |
| Disco Stick | Wand |
4-6 Unholy Damage -4 Intelligence |
And you just assume that all these items are sanitized. |
| Stone of Gordon | Ring |
5 Fortitude |
What? The man was fortuitous. |
| Hurial | Ring |
3 Strength 3 Dexterity |
N/A |
| Blue Raspberry Ring Pop | Ring |
40% Lightning Resist 3 Wisdom |
N/A |
| Timeless Pendant | Ring |
4 Intelligence 4 Wisdom |
A pendant that glows with a strange light. |
| Rugged Cross | Ring |
2-4 Holy Damage 20% Attack Speed |
For a teeeeeeeny little Jesus. |
| Ing's Bauble | Ring |
200% Extra Gold from Monsters |
'...and this way we'll have enough money to finance an entire LEGION of mercenaries! Don't ya get it, Urist?' 'Sure I do, Ing! After all, when I'm not disemboweling my enemies, I spend time memorizing tax laws and the definitions of convoluted financial terms, just for the slim chance I could leverage them for my own personal gain! And at detriment to society as a whole!' The halfling paused (perhaps taking a moment to ignore Urist's criticism), then exhaled loudly. '...again, if we could just acquire one bank from the Elves, my brokerage firm can borrow from the other Elvish banks at Eibor rates! That's two percent less than what I'd normally get from 'em, Urist; just think of the spreads! That's two percent of a million shekels worth of bonds' interest straight into my pockets!' 'That sounds ethical.' 'Ssshhhh... you let me do the thinkin', and I'll let you do the talkin'. With your axe.' Ing caught a glimpse of incredulity through Urist's immense facial hair. '...trust me, you'll have your father's throne back in no time!' |
